Sonntag, 8. April 2007

Paris Hilton calls her female fans 'whores'!

If the next time you hear Paris Hilton calling a fan a 'whore', don't take offence, for she's really being complimentary. As to how this has been discerned, well that's exactly what she called a fan recently. A fan of the Hilton hotel heiress recently tracked her down when she was staying at the Roosevelt Hotel, and started screaming "You're so sexy ... I love you sexy, I really love you". To which, Paris yelled back, "Hey, whore!", before blowing a kiss to her female fan. The 'Simple Life' star then hopped into a car in which her posse of pals was waiting and drove off. Hilton has been in the news lately for her suddenly enhanced bust, igniting rumours that she has under the knife for a boob job. And, the rumours are so strong that when she turned up at a party recently, it was her assets, and not her, that were the centre of attention all night long. "Paris looked sensational in a tight top and tiny shorts. Nobody could take their eyes off her boobs. They looked very full and there was plenty of cleavage," The Sun quoted an onlooker at the party, as saying. And, it seems that with all the rumours about her boob-job flying around, people were even taking of her breasts on their mobile phones to compare them with Paris' earlier pictures. "Lots of people were taking pictures of them on their mobiles," the source said.

From: www.dailyindia.com

Freitag, 6. April 2007

Sensation: Google buys out Microsoft

Google confirmed that they have bought out Microsoft. Google CEOs have said, "We are happy to announce that we have bought Microsoft." Many of Microsoft's engineers are angered by this trade off, "Google is a shame to the entire engineering community," one engineer said, "We were not even invited to Google's celebratory beer blast."

Wikipedia and Yahoo have been shaken by this surprise buy. "Google is beginning to monopolize on all things media related." They said at a press conference earlier today. As a counter effort, they will soon release Wikihoo, a free search engine anyone can edit. In other news, Google stocks have raised 13 points. Experts are still confused as to why.